wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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