If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
My life is pants optional.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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