margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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