how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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