She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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