I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Randomize
