Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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