So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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