i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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