So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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