I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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