Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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