you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I touched a dick in church today
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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