He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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