just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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