I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Randomize
