Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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