please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I touched a dick in church today
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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