It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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