They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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