Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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