Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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