How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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