Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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