It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
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