that's an acceptable place to lick
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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