Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Holy sore nipples Batman
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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