I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
this will be a night to untag.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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