Duck Duck Cougar?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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