so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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