break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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