yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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