Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
i think im in europe. pls send help
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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