Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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