Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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