.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I am available for nakedness
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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