If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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