I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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