wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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