Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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