normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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