Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Randomize
