2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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