Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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