You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
