One girl and one boy is just not enough.
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
You pole danced in your parka.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
