Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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