You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Randomize
