Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Randomize
