Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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