I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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