Its about making memories worth repressing
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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