By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
It's just like the Real World with babies
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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