dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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