we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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