is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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